April 2012
Wake up pranks. Especially useful for sleepovers.
Get a fake spider:
Get a fake head:
Get firecrackers:
If all else fails, just scream….
When you laugh
Expectation:
Reality:
You see a bug in your room
Determined to kill it
Find out it flies
The awkward moment when your friend leaves you...
Showers
Getting in:
Getting out:
COCKROACH.
When it’s flying around you:
When it lands on you:
When my mom says
“Wash the dishes!”
“Do the laundry!”
“Clean your room!”
“Dinner’s done!”
Trying to be serious when you're pranking your...
When people's voices don't match their faces
lmaogtfo:
Sitting in the cinema...
ready to watch the movie..
and when it’s about to start…
BOOOM, human giraffe sits right in front of you…
That moment when you have arrived at school and...
Winking
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when my mom is introducing me...
I’m like : HELLO UNCLE, HELLO AUNT!
but inside i’m like :
Me every morning
When the bitch you hate speaks:
What you wanna do
But all you really do is
When you dream about something but you forget what...
lmaogtfo:
But then you see something and you start remembering
Meaning of LOL
Before: Laughing Out Loud
Now: Lack Of Laughter
Putting your earphones in your ears pressing the...
Trying to smile cute.
Expectation:
Reality:
All your friends when you start dating someone
“OMG tell us everything!”
When your friend says “Oh I think your crush likes...
and you’re like
When you find out your crush is in a relationship.
When someone grabs a creepy bug.
They look at you like
And you’re like
So you start running and screaming like hell
After Getting Home From School
Monday:
Tuesday:
Wednesday:
Thursday:
Friday:
My hair after I take a shower
Expectations:
Reality:
When the person you like, ends up liking your...
When you are going out and your parent ask 1000...
Making eye contact with your crush,
Expectation:
Reality:
That annoying moment when you can't open a jar or...
That moment when you're tired and hungry at the...
When I see a joke on Tumblr:
when I see the same joke on Facebook:
When the wind blows:
Expectations:
Reality:
The moment when you realize Dora has more freedom...
When your homework isn't on Wikipedia or Google
fuck this shit
That moment when someone asks me if I want to know...
When people in the hallway are so god damn slow
'When your bestfriend calls you, you're all...
When you make an original post and nobody...
You see someone you don't like.
Doing homework with your friend
Expectations:
Reality:
When you're out eating with people and the food...
Me without a phone or computer:
When your mom used to brush your hair
That annoying moment when there's a bee following...
And everyone’s like “STAY STILL” but you’re like
I FAILED THE TEST ?
AND I REALIZED, ALL OF US FAILED. AND I WAS LIKE…
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
When that one kid reminds the teacher you had...